The many faces of Kevin Shattenkirk

September 16, 2017, by

Friends, we are a short two days away from bliss in the form of a talented defenseman wearing #22 for our beloved New York Rangers. That means tomorrow, instead of the “Sunday Scaries,” we’ll be having the “Holy Crap Live Rangers Hockey is on Tomorrow!” which, frankly, is way better.

Yes, sure, it’s preseason hockey which counts way less. But now is as good a time as any to take a look at the vast difference between our newest Ranger, Kevin Shattenkirk, and how his life has markedly improved since he signed his contract with Jeff Gorton.

Here’s a look at Shattenkirk as a member of the oft-beaten St. Louis Blues:

Arrghhhh life is hard

And here’s a look at Shatty signing with the Rangers:

I just fulfilled a childhood dream!

Shattenkirk winning the President’s Trophy with the Capitals:

Why did I get traded here?

And Shatty golfing with Ranger great and childhood hero, Dave Maloney:

OMG I’m totally fangirling!

Shatty freaking out to a ref:

God damn it ref help me out here!

And Shatty giving a brief interview on July 1, 2017, after signing with his childhood dream team:

I don’t even care if this angle sucks I’m just so happy!

I guess what you could say is that a happy Shatty is a good Shatty.

48 hours to go!

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  1. Bobby B says:

    Big thumbs up for him taking home town discount. He definitely is a TEAM first guy!! The fact that he is taking so much stress off McD, is worth his weight in gold!!

  2. wwpd says:

    I look forward to next year when you can add Shatty’s smiling face hoisting the cup as a Ranger to this list.