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ESPN’s “Ultimate Standings” Nothing Short Of A Mockery

If you haven’t seen them yet, ESPN released its annual “Ultimate Standings” where they rank every professional sports team in the NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL. The list ranks each team based on ownership, title track, coaching, stadium experience, affordability, fan relations, players, and bang for the buck (which is the same thing as affordability if you ask me).

My problem with this list is they don’t admit that it is completely subjective. They try to quantify these rankings with weighted averages, polling, and determining a team’s cost to win ratio, but they completely do all of this rather unscientifically.

So where do the Rangers rank? 85th out of 122. That’s the bottom third…yikes!

Look, I know hockey will never get a fair shake in anything ESPN produces, but what really baffled me about this list wasn’t the fact that the Rangers were behind perennial losers like the Pittsburgh Pirates, Baltimore Orioles, and Jacksonville Jaguars (who often have home games blacked out), but that NHL teams like the Senators, Flames, Kings, Stars (really, they were bankrupt?), Sabres, and Ducks were all chosen over the Blueshirts.

Hey maybe I’m biased having friends working for teams across all major sports, and perhaps I am aware of too much inside scoop. Still, on what planet do losing organizations that can’t draw, draft, retain core players, or spend anywhere near the salary cap surpass an organization that can do all of the above consistently?

Also, in case you’re wondering, no NY area team cracked the top 50. I’d bet my entire wardrobe that it’s because of this “affordability/bang for your buck” element. How could a NY team ever be an affordable attraction in this day and age? This is the most expensive market on the continent by a pretty wide margin. Ticket prices will always be reflective of that.

Anyway, I hope this didn’t come off as an angry post, I’m actually laughing as I write this.

6 Responses to “ESPN’s “Ultimate Standings” Nothing Short Of A Mockery”

  1. Dave says:

    Don’t sugarcoat it…tell us how you REALLY feel.

  2. Chris says:

    I never rate these rankings… And you’re right, New York based teams will never get a fair crack!!

  3. Matt J says:

    It’s sad that espn has such a monopoly on sports and whatever they say MUST be the truth.

  4. buttabella says:

    I feel you brother, undeniably the most obsenely rediculous list of non sense I have ever seen. This IS worse than putting Secratariat ahead of Mickey Mantle in their “greatest athletes of all time” list 10 years ago. The Pirates? I’m looking at them at 70, our New York teams from 75-85. I dislike the heck outta them but the Cowboys at 102? Waste of space and everyones time, way to screw up another entertaining idea with your biased kissing up.

  5. Brian SCS says:

    ESPN’s hockey coverage is flat-out terrible. I was happy to hear that they didn’t get the national contract. The days of Tom Mees and great NHL coverage on ESPN are long and forever gone.